Hey
Did you hear about the big sale?
The good stuff. Not just on sale, it’s all free
Somebody already paid so, yeah, like
Just bring your crap and they give you new Easter duds.
Good looking, you looking fine, stains out, rips mended. Suits you
perfectly.
It’s paid for, did you hear? So get over there. It’s all free.
A sale this big won’t last forever.